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25

May

(Source: despondence)

(Source: geothebio)

24

May

mrlimpdick:

iamnotswarley:

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

holy shit is this FOR REAL.

(Source: yesimheretoo)

23

May

geothebio:

Have you been messing with the internet again?

geothebio:

Have you been messing with the internet again?

xxblueloverxx:

jennharsh:

lieutenant-sarcasm:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Accurate summary. 

This pretty much sums up my whole life.

Yup. I love it here.

cheesyconnotation:

by GuiltyPleasureFaves on deviantARTOMG YES PLEASE 

cheesyconnotation:

by GuiltyPleasureFaves on deviantART
OMG YES PLEASE 

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

themerlockiantheory:

what-they-grow-to-be:

deduce-me-e:

mycroft-queenofcake:

sarcastic-scorpio:

douchewookie:

ididnotblink:

SWWWEEEEET

Well shit.

Damn

OOPSIES<3

I’ve got it bad.

Um.

Someone should inform my boyfriend… because I sure won’t.

(Source: amorihs)

22

May

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: